We hope the tail end of 2010 (good riddance) treated you well. We're excited to get out there this year and explore the best and newest the city has to offer for you gentlemen of PDX. There's not much better we can do than quote a wiser man:
"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man." ~Benjamin Franklin.

Central
"Where is this place? For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood have to be hard to find and have no sign. It's kind of like a speakeasy kind of thing. It's kinda cool. It's like you're in on some kind of secret, you know? You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin' that you know how to find it." Remember this line from Swingers?
Well, that's the first thing we thought of when we visited Central. Tucked away inconspicuously around 3rd & Ankeny, not only does the atmosphere possess a definitive "speakeasy" vibe, but the place is devoid of both a web presence and signage of any kind.
Whether or not your date is impressed by the fact you're "in the know" will be irrelevant, for Central is associated with adjoining Perierra Crêperie, which offers the best sweet and savory crepes this side of the river Seine. There's no password to get in, but may we suggest wowing her by walking in with a well delivered "The raven flies at midnight"? You'll be the money.
Cabezon
Growing up in a family who were both restaurateurs and Catholic, we did our fair share of finding the best fish purveyors on Fridays. And if there's one thing we learned, it's that there are three kinds of seafood restaurants; those who know how to perfectly spice a mediocre piece of fish, those who simply procure the freshest possible finds and let things lie, and those who can do both.
Cabezon is of the latter variety. Doubling as a fish market in one half of the place, there's an incredible selection of super-fresh, usually-local fish available. But sit down in the unassuming dining area for not only a lesson in all things fish & wine (they boast a very informative staff), but the rare talent that Chef David Farrell possesses; knowing when to pull back and let the fish do the talking (or swimming, as it were), and when to get playful.
A cozy little neighborhood haunt in the Hollywood District might not be your go-to for a date night, but making this your destination will pay off dividends about three seconds into the meal.

Halo Shoes
When it comes to our wardrobe, we have honed at least a working knowledge of what constitutes "our style". We know what classic pieces have worked for us and we try to compliment these with a rotating cast of modern, "in-vogue" articles. When it comes to shoes, however, it behooves one to strike the right balance between classic and modernity in one item (ok, two).
Have you ever noticed that European men (especially of the Latin variety) tend to pull off daring flourishes in their wardrobe that would seem unthinkable stateside? Well, the reason it always seems to work is deceptively simple; the anchor of their bold wardrobe are classically informed, impeccably crafted shoes.
The thing we love about Halo Shoes in their new Pearl location, is that it's one of those stores that has a can't-miss selection. Which is to say, we don't really know what we're looking for when we go shopping for footwear. We know when we see it, and that's the genius...the whole place is full of such things. Drop anchor and hoist sails accordingly.

1:: Years ago we resolved to try for natural fibers whenever possible. If for no other reason than women are tactile and when they reach out to give you that flirtatious graze, it's best you don't have Gortex and poly fleece waiting for them. Plus, it just looks warmer...more organic.
In keeping with this pathos, we have found the perfect time-keeping accessory to compliment this wardrobe. The solid, strong look of wood also provides a certain warmth and approachability.
2:: For the Holiday season we tend to give gifts with a purpose. Sometimes selfish, sometimes not. But to entice certain friends and family members that haven't yet visited our fair city, we chose to snag 'em in with copies of Chuck Palahniuk's Fugitives & Refugees.
A one-of-a-kind travel guide (and we use that term loosely) on Stumptown, it wittily highlights enough weird, off-the-beaten-path places (read: NOT Voodoo Doughnut), we procured a copy for ourselves.
3:: Every time we witness Don Draper elegantly pull a cigarette case out of his inside breast pocket, it makes us reconsider the cancer vs. cool argument. Luckily, we've found a more benign and modern stand-in.
The IDEA International MP3 card speaker comes in three classy colors (go with silver) that's about the size of the classic cancer case and packs a wallop of sound for the size. Now imagine slickly producing this from your pocket at the office.
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Grooming::
In winter months, snowflakes aren't the only ones to collect on your shoulders. Because we stay away from dandruff shampoos that have cancer warnings on the bottle, we recommend a two-pronged approach. First, invest in a bottle of an absolute miracle product by Nioxin. (On sale this month at Hair M) Second, in between using it twice a week, put cider vinegar (yes, VINEGAR) in the hair for a few minutes every day before you use your regular shampoo.
Style:: When it comes to accessorizing in winter months, it's not brain surgery; if you wear muted colors (i.e. grey heather sweaters and a black pea coat) make sure your scarf pops. If you don a more flamboyant array of color in your wardrobe (see neo-Cosby sweaters and brightly-colored jackets), go muted with a pattern. Either way this one accessory can be versatile and become your "signature".
Imbide:: We all know that putting out mid or bottom shelf liquor at a party is a bush-league move, right? But, if the holidays taught us anything (besides that Eggnog and rum don't sit well with us), it's that putting out "the good stuff" means finding some good deals because that's what folks will go for first. Our recommendation for top-shelf at mid-shelf prices for our Fiesta Bowl festivities? Try Makers Mark 46, which at only $10 more than standard Makers is an off-the-radar steal. Also, check out The Kraken black spiced rum at under $20 for a crowd pleaser.
January Calendar of Events
6th-31st:: 20% off men's grooming products at Hair M. If you are guilty of using your wife's products, it's time to stock up on some designed for M E N.
8th:: Be on hand for music, drinks and all around shenanigans at Polluted Pictures Holiday Party. See exclusive sneak peeks of their upcoming films, The Weather Outside and Cell Count. You can say you were on the forefront of the burgeoning film scene in PDX.
8th:: We can't think of a better way to indulge our proclivities for the low-brow and the high-brow in one evening than seeing the Oregon Symphony together with living legend Joan Rivers at the Schnitz.
11th:: Whether or not you've ever done Hood to Coast, we're quite certain you know someone who has. Whichever group you fall in, you'll want to get out for the one-night-only premier of the documentary of the same name.
15th:: If you've never seen a show at the under-the-radar Kenton Club, you couldn't pick a better one to see than Brownish Black. The redwood walls are sure to complement the soul band whose forthcoming debut WW called a sleeper hit. Expect her to want to dance.
20th:: Get down to the sidebar at Lompoc Brewing on North Williams for the brewers dinner. A five-course masterpiece paired with their finest ales!
25th:: There are not many dinners we look forward to more than the annual Robert Burns Supper. Get down to Paddy's for a traditional 4-course meal, whisky toasts, bagpipes and Burns-readings. A perfect gentleman's outing.
28th:: If you took Earth Wind & Fire, mixed them with WAR, and enlisted Prince in his prime to sing and play guitar, you'd be somewhere near The Pimps of Joytime. Catch this rising Brooklyn outfit at Mississippi Studio's or be sorry.
26th-29th:: Despite being extremely well regarded by his more successful peers, Marc Mahon has flown somewhat unheralded for years. Catch his perfect combo of political wit and curmudgeonly nihilism at Helium.
29th:: If you belive in all things Scottish (and you do, right?), make sure you're able to say you were at the first annual Scottish Ale Festival.
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